Beer-O-Matic

Ever wonder what’s your weight in bottles of beer? Mee too! Pretty much every weekend I ask myself that question, but my math skills after some Heinekens are not as good as my drinking skills while “studying” at the “Library” in El Toro, so I haven’t quite figured it out…until now. Luckily for me and my fellow math retarded alcoholics I found The Amazing Beer-O-Matic™ which magically converts your weight into its equivalent in beer! I weigh about 201 bottles of beer! Truly amazing.

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